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| 91 |
Mere hath mein tera haath ho. Tere hath mein mera hath ho. Fir kya? Poshan pa v poshan pa khelenge. ;-)
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| 92 |
Can u give me 35000/Rs. I Will return it on wednesday! Need it urgently! Help me out pls. I know u hav money ! An amli talks 2 an ATM.
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| 93 |
A Good friend is one who advises u not to fight.
But a Best friend is one who stands out with u and say's baai tu lai panga gal E koi ni apan gharon chakk lavange"..! So dnt wory take pangas i m there.."
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| 94 |
Do U want NOKIA N-95 IN Rs.999 only.with free IDEA simcard with 1000 sms free&750 Rs talktime?just log on www.soja putt@supne ch miluga.Com
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| 95 |
HOW TO IMPRESS A GIRL?:Compliment her,Respect her,Honor her,love her,Comfort her,Protect her,spent money for her,Buy things for her,listen to her,Care for her,stand for her,Support her,Go to end of earth for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY?:Just smile once. . . . . . .Sale pagal tan hunde ne..... | Send |
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| 96 |
A person was selling his product by shouting"sher ka pinjra 10 rs mein, sher ka pinjra 10 rs mein".Logo ne pas ja kar dekha to woh underwear bech raha tha. | Send |
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| 97 |
Lady delivered twins, surprising, 1 boy & 1 dog! How is it possible? Bcz, her husband is a "hutch employee." Wherever he goes his network follows........!! | Send |
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| 98 |
Mere mobile ka accidnt ho gaya hai, wo ICU me hai, Dr.N0KIA ne kaha hai ki usse bahut sari SMS ki bottles lagengi, plz donate SMS. Bachalo plz.... | Send |
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| 99 |
Barsaat ki raat
Ek bhigi ladki
Bhiga badan
Bhigi zulfe
Bhige hont
Usse nazrein mili
Dekh kar aisa laga
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Pakka kal ye 100% bimar Hogi ! | Send |
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| 100 |
Burrr r r r r a a a a a a a a a a a a a .
Kuch nahi , bas VEHLA baitha c mein kya lalkaaraa jeha hi mar diyaan, shayad dar k koi msg hi bhej de...!!! | Send |
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