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Beggar: 10 rupaiya dedo saab. girlfriend ko phone karni hai.
Saab ka girlfriend: dekho, bhikaari bhi apni girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai.
Beggar: nahi memsaab, use pyar karne ke baad hee main bhikaari ban gayaa | Send |
22 |
मीना और टीना दो सहेलियां काफी अरसे बाद मिलीं ।
मीना जब तेरा तलाक हुआ था तब तो एक ही बच्चा था, और अब तीन कैसे ?
टीना दरअसल वो कभी कभी माफी मांगने आ जाते थे .. | Send |
23 |
गर्लफ्रेंड : क्या शादी की बाद भी तुम मुझे इतना ही प्यार करोगे ?
बॉय-फ्रेंड : क्यों नहीं ? मुझे तो शादी-शुदा लड़कियां बहुत पसंद हैं . ! | Send |
24 |
In which condition, men start sweating in 10 mins & women want to go ON & ON & ON?
Think..
Think..
SHOPPING! :-) | Send |
25 |
Asman par udte hue parinde se kisi ne pucha
kya tumhe Zameen par girne ka dar nhi?
Usne gaur se usse dekha aur kaha..
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Salleya shakal changi nai tan gall tan changi karlea kar..... !!! | Send |
26 |
Driver of Rajasthan Roadways famous for their Lazyness...Aalsi !
D.K. awarded for fast driving every year..!
His co-driver asked him secret.
D.K.: Accelerator pe per rakhata hu..fir Aalas aa jate hai....kaun hataye. | Send |
27 |
Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?
Ghalib: Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai. :-) | Send |
28 |
Sweet Insult !!!
Ek Ladka Gadhe Ke Samne Gir Gaya.
Ek Khubsurat Ladki Ne Dekha Aur Kaha Apne Bade Bhai K Pair Chhu Rahe Ho?
Ladka: JI BHABI JI.. | Send |
29 |
Hydrbadi Mom: kaiku rora ?
Son: teacher maari merku
M: kaiku maari chudel ne
S: mai usku MURGI bola
M: kaiku
S: kaiku boleto har exam me ANDA deri merku | Send |
30 |
Rum + Water = Lever Problem.
Whisky + Water =Kidney Problem.
Beer + Water = Heart Problem.
Desi + Water = Cancer problem.
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Yeh saala pani he khrab he. | Send |