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1 kissan fati halat me ghar aaya, sab ne pucha kya hua?
Kissan - shahar mein anaaj bech raha tha main bola "GEHOON LE LO" un kamino ne samja
"GAY HOON LE LO"..:- | Send |
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| 2 |
Preeto: 20 Saal Tk Meri Koi Olad Ni Hoi.
Banto: hai!
Te Fer Tu Ki Kita?
Preeto: Fer Me 21 Sal Di Hoi Te Papa Ne Mera VIYAH Kr Ditta
"Fer Ja K Kaka Hoya" | Send |
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| 3 |
People say luv brngs spice, tears, happiness, flavour & taste to life..
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Personly, I believe:
Ye sab hi chahiye to banda GOLGAPPE na kha le.. | Send |
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| 4 |
When U cry-koi nhi dekta....
Wen U r woried koi nhi dekta....
Wen U r hapy-koi nhi dekta....
Lekin 1 din DATE pe chale jao saala pura khaandaan dekh leta hai.!! | Send |
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| 5 |
Boy went2 girls house, 2tel his feelins 4 her,
He tuk a lotus,4 proposng...
Bt her mom opend d door,
n all he cud say was...
Aunty please vote for BJP | Send |
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| 6 |
Sardar School Apne Bache Lene Gaya..
Sardar-'MadamJi Aap Hame Bache Kab Dengi ?'
Madam Bade Pyar Se Boli-
'Sardarji,
Period khatm Hone Tak To Intzar kar Lo.!' | Send |
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| 7 |
Boy IN Restorant& b4 pay bil :
Jaan Mai tumse 1 bat kahna chahta hu
Gf:kya?
Bf:I'm already married
gf-Tumne to dara diya Main Samjhi tumhare Pas paise nahi hai.t | Send |
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| 8 |
A Lady on telephone :
Hello..Is this Mr. Kapoor? I wanna meet u & talk to U.
Man-Why?
Bcoz U r d FATHER of 1 of my Kids.
Man(stunned) Oh my God.!
& asked: R u Mrs. Rawat?
-NO.
Mrs. Kulkrni?
-No.
Mrs. Bharti?
-No.
Mrs. Chopra?
-No.
Lady(totaly confused)
-No Sir i m class teacher of ur son.... | Send |
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| 9 |
Girl- I have done sex with 4 boys & you have done it with 6 girls, still everybody calls me a SLUT and call you a REAL MACHO MAN? Explain..
BOY- Very easy When a lock is opened by many keys, it becomes a BAD LOCK. But when a key opens many lock, it becomes the MASTER KEY..
Dedicated to all boys... | Send |
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| 10 |
Top 5 Funy shop names:
1.Gandhi Hair Dressers
2.Mallika Textiles
3.Salman Marriage Bureau
4.Dolly Bindra Fitness Centre
5.Rakhi Sawant satsang kendra. | Send |
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