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HusbandWife SMS
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| 91 |
Shraabi called his wife: Main ghr nahi aa sakta, car ka Stering and Gear chori ho gya. Aftr smtim he caled again: Main aa reha han, Pehla Pichli Seat te beh gaya c.
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| 92 |
Wife:Chalo kahin Car me ghumne chalte hain. Car MAIN drive karungi. Husband:Agar tum Car drive karogi to jayenge Car Mein, Ayenge Akhbaar (newspaper) Mein..
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| 93 |
Do You know why the speling of women start with W..? BeCoz all quetions in the world start with W.. Such as What? Why? Who? When? Which? Where? Whom?
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| 94 |
Police, during high alert, ek aadmi k ghar talashi lene aayi n asked: Khabar hai ki aapke ghar me visphotak saamagri hai? He said- Sir vo to maike gayi hai
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| 95 |
A woman on a ship, Captain Blackmails her If u dont have Sex wth me I will sink the ship. She Sms to husbnd aftr 2 days I saved 600 people 7 times in 2 days
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| 96 |
3 dreams of a man : 2 b as handsome as his mother thinks. 2 b as rich as his child believes. 2 have as many woman as his wife suspects. Have a nice day.
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| 97 |
Ek admi Behosh Ho gya, Doc- Yeh Mar gaya Hai Jab us Admi Ko jalane lage Wo Uth K Bola-main zinda hun wife boli:chup karke paija kanjra tu doctor nalo jayada siyana hai ?
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| 98 |
Wife: ki tusi har time mera mera karde rehande ho. mera ghar, mera beta, kade sada wi keha karo, hun almari chon ki lab rahe ho. Husband: sada kaccha.
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| 99 |
Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai.
Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai
... Paisa apka ... Faisla apka ...
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| 100 |
"Funny but true fact !!A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband, A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife !! ..What do u say? | Send |
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