SMS Hi SMS
HusbandWife SMS
| SrNo
| SMS Text |
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| 61 |
Some Husbands hold Wife's hand in Malls.. B'coz,
if they leave her hand she'll go shopping..
It looks ROMANTIC but actually its ECONOMICS... | Send |
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| 62 |
Funny Quote on a man's T-Shirt
All Girls are Devils,
But my Wife is
Queen....
of them
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| 63 |
Govt.-jiske 5 Bache hai use Ghar degi.Snta k 3 the,usne Wife se kaha-Padosan k 2 b mere hai unko lata hu.(Lane k bad)Apne 3 kaha gye?WIFE-Jinke the wo le gye. | Send |
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| 64 |
Wife:- Ye condom kitne ka hai..?
Husbnd: 10 Rupye ka
Wife:- Hey bhagwan, Mehengai to dekho, saatvi class me thi to 50 paise ke 2 aate the..! | Send |
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| 65 |
Sukhi vaivahik jeevan ka raaz
Khud ko sher samjho aur bibi ko
DURGA... Jai mata di...!
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| 66 |
Hsbnd: Kya cooking show dekhti rehti hain, fir bhi tujhe khana banana toh aata hi nahi.
Wife: Tum bhi toh Blue film dekhte rehte ho, maine kabhi kuch kaha kya | Send |
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| 67 |
Husband Wife Say: Darling Tum Mujhe 1 Jaga Se Bohat Achi Lagti Ho.
Wife: Kahan Se?
Husband: Doooooooooor Se
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| 68 |
Husband: Socha call ker loon. Tum miss ker rahi hogi ?
Wife: 15 min pehly jo larhai hui thi wo kya tha ... ?
Husband: O fittay moo, phir ghar ka number mil gya ...
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| 69 |
DIFFERENCE between LOVE & ARRANGE MARRIAGE
Love marriage : fast food wangu hundi hai, swadli, mirch-msalean wali dish.
Arrange marriage : langar de parshade wang hundi a jis vich chahunde hoye v koi nuks ni kadh sakde, sharda te majburi nal chup-chap shakkna paenda hai... | Send |
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| 70 |
Man surfing channels asks his wife - 'Darling shuld I watch Blue Film OR Cricket'?
Wife - 'For God sake watch Blue film,you already know how to play Cricket'.. | Send |
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