SMS Hi SMS
HusbandWife SMS
| SrNo
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| 1 |
Wife was screaming at husband to
"Leave Out of this house"
As he was walking out of the door,
she yelled "Hope you die a slow and painful death..."
He Replied: "Now you want me to stay !!!"
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| 2 |
Wife: Janu kya main tumhare sapnon mein aati hoon.
Husband: Nahi
Wife: Kyon !!!
Husband: Kyon ki mein "Shri Hanuman Chalisa" pard kar sota hoon ..... | Send |
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| 3 |
A Married Man's Best Asset....
... is His...
...
Lie-Ability
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| 4 |
Police-Sir ur wife had n accident, please come to identify her body
Husband-I m busy, u take a photo n tag me on FACEBOOK,
If its her, I will Like it
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| 5 |
Aftr marraige
wife:i m not feeling well.
Husbnd: ohhoo i was thinkng of going for dinner.
Wf-i was joking dear.
Hus:me 2,
chal uth ! roti paka shabash ... | Send |
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| 6 |
University exam me WIFE par essay likhne ko kaha gaya.
1 married student ne sirf 1 sentence likha & usey pure marks miley
She has a problem for every solution. | Send |
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| 7 |
A Man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary & his wife did not speak to him for 3 months !!
.
.
why ?
That was the deal | Send |
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| 8 |
Santa k lips jale hue the,
Bnta ne pucha kaise jale?
snta: kuch nhi yara!
biwi ko mayke jana tha,station Chhodne gya to khushi k mare train ka ENGINE chum liya. | Send |
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| 9 |
Conversion Table to be remembered always:
100 cm =1mtr
100 paise =1Rs.
100 kg =1quintal
100 GOD =1mother
& most importantly,
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1000 ghosts = 1 wife.
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| 10 |
Lady in bed with husband's Boss Phone Rings
Lady:"YES,OK,FINE,LOVE YOU,BYE."
Turns to boss, laughs & says : " SALA DHOKHEBAZ , SAYING HE'S IN MEETING WITH U''.:) | Send |
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