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Punjabi SMS
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| 11 |
Girl demand for ice cream . Boy purchased it.
Gl -thank u...
Boy -only thank u.. ?
Gl -u want a kiss na ??
Boy -chapeda na kha li ,adhi ice cream de. | Send |
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| 12 |
PUNJABWOOD ...
Jurrasic Park: Dinasour da raula.
Spiderman: Jaale jatt de.
Superman: Udd-da jatt.
Terminator: Lohe da jatt, kadd dau watt.
Charlie's Angels: Jattiyan kamaal kardiyaan.
Baby's day out: Jatt da kaka, paave syaapa | Send |
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| 13 |
Man in Train asks Outside: Ye kon sa station hai ?
Boy on platfm: Annna hai salea.. bahar aa k vekh lai.. bahar aa dasda haan tenu.
Man:Chlo bhai, punjab aa gya. | Send |
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| 14 |
Girl-babaji maine apne Byfriend ko Bhenchod kaha
baba-kyu?
Girl-Usne meri chummi li thi
babaji kissed & ask-Aise?
Girl-Ji.
babaji-Ispe bhenchod nai kehna chaiye.
Girl-Usne bra utar ke mere boobs chuse.
babaji sucked boobs & ask-Aise?
Girl-Ji.
babaji-Ye bi koi badi waja nahi
Girl-Usne mujhe fuck kiya
babaji Fucked d girl & asked Aise?
Girl-Ha
baba-Ye bi badi wajah nai Bhenchod kehne ki
Girl-Sex k baad usne mujhe bataya k Usey AIDS hai !
Baba-O Bhenchod!!
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| 15 |
PUNJABIs are always AHEAD of the world, Whole world is roaming around
3G & 4G
But, Punjabi's are already using << 22 G >> | Send |
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| 16 |
Ghat gaya kharcha tel da bult vi khada hi rehnda a
kyunki kaka jyaada tar hun net te behnda a
hun sidhe saadhe rahe naa barhe hi fashional ho gai aan
chadke aashqi local, international ho gai aan!
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| 17 |
Jado kudi de paper cho 89 number aaunde ne ta oh kehndi hai
"Kamina 1 number hor de dinda ohda ki ghat janda"
Jado munde de 35 number aunde ne ta oh kehnde ne
"Paper check karan wala ta RABB c RABB"
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| 18 |
PEHLA RAB NE DUNIYA BANAYI, FER SO GEYA. FER RAB NE MUNDE BANAYE, fer SO GEYA. FER RAB NE KUDIYAN BANAIYAN, NA AAP SUTA, NA MUNDIYAN NU SOuN DITA! | Send |
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| 19 |
Unki gali se gujre, to unka chubara nazar aya. Unki gali se gujre to unka chubara nazar aya. Osda bapu bahar aa ke kehnda lattan tod du saleya j dobara nazar aaya.. | Send |
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| 20 |
Hanjhu tera digge, Aakh meri rowe! Satt tere lagge, Dard mere howe! Rabb karke apni dosti eni pakki howe,JUTTIYAN tere pain te galti meri howe!! | Send |
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