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91 Zamindar:Agar Main Subah Apni Car Me Niklun To Shaam Tak Main Apni Aadhi Zameen B Nahin Dekh Sakta
Santa:Hamare Paas B Pahle Aisi Hi Car Thi.
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92 Santas GirlFriend- Meri MAA ko aap bahut pasand hein Santa after a deep thought- Kuch b ho jaye SHAADI to main tujhse hi karunga! :-)" Send
93 Police wala to banta: tumne PAPPITA bechne wali ko KISS kyun kiya?
Banta: hajoor wo hi baar baar shor paa rahi thi PAPPI ta le lo PAPPI ta le lo....!
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94 Police during high alert SANTA ke ghar aaye talashi lene.
Khabar hai ke apke ghr me visphotak samagari hai.??" SANTA:Sir Wo Maike gayi hui hai...!!!!
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95 Santa : Roz subah 25 ladkiyan mera intezaar karti hain..
Banta: Woh kaise?
Santa: Main Girls College ki Van ka driver hun!!
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96 Banta- sadi teacher kehndi hai ke MAJJ da dudh peen nal dimag tej hunda hai.
Santa- Gapp mardi a, j ehh gal hundi ta saada KATTA IAS na lagya hundagd nite.
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97 Santa makes a call to airport. Asked "How long is the journey from Punjab to America?
Receptionist:1 sec sir.
Santa Disconect and told,Sali Pee Ke bethi Hai.
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98 Kise ne SANTE de viah te boli pai "Baari barsi khatan gaya si,khat k liyanda ghio, Bhangra tan sajda j nache munde da pio." adha pind uth k nachan lag paya..! Send
99 Teacher: Give english translation of,"bazar main goliyan chal rahi hai"
Santa replies:The Tablets are walking in the market!
Think kool Be kool
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100 Banta- sadi teacher kehndi hai ke MAJJ da dudh peen nal dimag tej hunda hai.Santa- Gapp mardi a, j ehh gal hundi ta saada KATTA IAS na lagya hundagd nite. Send
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