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A Santa went 2 international cooking contest. When judges came 2 him, he was moving spoon in empty kadhai. Judge: Kya bana rhe ho?
Santa : FUDDU....
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| 72 |
Santa nu ronda dekh ke Banta ne puchya Ki hoya ?
Santa - Bauht vada dhokha, main 2 ton da AC kharidya, ghar aake Tolya taan sirf 25 kilo da niklya | Send |
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| 73 |
Santa Road Pe Potty Kar Raha Tha.. Police Ne Use Pakad Liya Jab Use Le Jaane Lage To santa Bola: saalo Saboot To Utha Lo | Send |
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| 74 |
Santa:mene tujhe kitne call kiye,lekin tune phone kyu nahi uthaya?
banta:kyu uthau?30 Rs. deke jo gana lagaya hai wo kya tera baap sunega
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| 75 |
Santa completed his MBBS & did his first operation. Soon aftr finishing, the patient died. Santa prayed- Wahe Guru mera pehla gift svikaar kro | Send |
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| 76 |
Santa: AAP to khte the ki subah khelne se sehat theek rehti hai pr mujhe to koi fark nhi pda?
Dr : TUM kaun sa game khelte ho? Santa: MOBILE me saap wala.
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Banta BAR me baithkar ro raha tha. BAR TENDER: kya hua kyu ro rahe ho? Banta: jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha hu uska nam hi yad nahi aa raha hai.. | Send |
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| 78 |
How did santa try to kill a bird? He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
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| 79 |
Santa:Aaj tere cell pe bade I LUV U k msg aa rahe hain...??Kya baat hai?"
Banta (Fakr ke saath):"O Kuch nahi...aaj biwi ka cell laya hun Na..
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| 80 |
Santa-LALA ji, Dettol soap hai kya?
Lala Ji (Naak se ungli nikalte hue)-Hanji hai
Santa-Phir haath dho k 500 gram chawal de do....
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