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51 SANTA- Agar Nariyal Ke Ped Par Chad Jaaun Toh Engineering College Ki Ladkiyan Dikh Jayengi.
BANTA- Fir Hath Chhod Dena To Medical College Ki b Dikh Jaengi.
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52 Santa toilet Mein Betha Tha? Saamne Likha Tha Paani Ka Ziyada Se Ziyada Istmaal Karein. wo bathe bathe 3 dabbe pani p gaya..... Send
53 Wife:Meri slwar utaro.
Santa:ok
wf:Mera kamiz utaro.
Snta:ok
wf:meri bra utaro.
Snta:ok
wife:meri panty v utaro.
Snta:ok
wf: or aage se mere kapde mat pehnna.
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54 Reporter to Santa-Abhi tak aap par kitne jokes bane hai?
Santa-2 ya 3 joke.
Reporter-Sirf 2 ya 3 joke bane hai?
Santa-Haan, baki sab to FACT hai !!!
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55 Santa apne peo d viah d movie vekh k kainda-Bapu main v apne viah te kanjariya nachaunga tuhade viah wangu.
Peo:Kute dea putra o terian bhua se.
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56 santa k pas 1 kauva tha. wo bahut mulayam tha to usne apne kauve ka naam kya rakha hoga?
Microsoft (my-crow-soft)
ise khte h technical SMS
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57 Bhikhari:sahab bhagwan k nam pe kuch dedo
Santa andron cycle kad leaaya te kehenda: Aja tenu jhoote dewan.
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58 SANTA-: Yaar nave surf naal apna kachha dhota c .. Sala chittran (hips) kolo tight ho gya, hun ki kra..!
BANTA-: Aida kr, ohi surf nal apne chittar dho lai...
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59 Police to santa: car gas te hai ?
Santa :na ji
Police : petrol te ?
Santa :nai ji
Police : Diesel te ?
Santa :nai ji
Police : fer kis te hai ?
..
..
Santa : kishta Te
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60 Santa roj apni rasoi wich janda te khand wekh ke aa janda. Usdi patni boli- eh ki karde ho. Santa-mainu doctor ne kiha h ke apni sugar roj check kareya kro. Send
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