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41 Snta k Pita USA Se Aaye
Pita=Teri Maa kaha He?
Snta=Wo to Mar Gayi
Pita=Saale Tune Mujhe Bataya Q nhi?
Snta=Maine Socha Apko Surprise Dunga
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42 Teacher: Ek din Aisa Ayega Jab Prithvi Par Pani Nahi Rahega, Jeev Jantu Nasht ho Jayenge, Prithvi tabaah ho Jayegi.
SANTA: Sir, kya hume Us din Chutti hogi..!
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43 santa nadi ch dig gaya - usne rab nu keha "raba menu bacha le, main tere chawal chadawanga"
rab ne usnu bahar kad dita.
bahar nikal k santa kehnda "kehde chawal.." rab usnu phir nadi ch sut dinda hai. santa kehnda "mein ta eh puchda c, kehde chawal.
mithe ya noon wale:)
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44 Santa kadi chawal kha rha tha, ek makkhi us per baithne ki koshish kar rahi thi.
Santa - Hat Hat yeh wo nahi jo tu samjh rahi hai...!
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45 Wife to santa- tusi ta mainu pyar hi nai karde ...
Santa- Pointed towards their 5 kids n said...
taa ae ki mai google te download kitte si
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46 Santa: pee lu tere nile-nile naino ki shabnam.
pee lu tere gile-gile hoto se sargam.
Banta-abe in dono k bich me naak b aati hai. waha se bhi kuch pi le,
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47 Teacher: Jurmana mafi di arzi likho,
Santa: Sir,jurmana kina h?
Teacher:5 Rs
Santa: ah lo g 5 Rs, mera bapu kehnda 5-10 piche kise kanjar di minnat ni karidi.
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48 Santa: Sitting on d top of d mountain N studying.
Wen Bnta asked wat he was doing.
He replied Oye!! Higher studies yaar.
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49 Computer Teacher 2 Santa : What r d 3 latest version of Java?
Santa:
1. Marr Java
2. Mitt Java
3. Lutt Java...
burraaa...
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50 A teacher pointed at Santa with his ruler and said: At the end of the ruler is an idiot.
He ws punished after he asked Which End ?
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