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31 Sante ki Maa ki tabiyat khrab thi.
Jab hosptl le gaye to Doctr ne kaha k,
'TEST honge.'
Santa bola,
'Inki umr zyada hai, TEST nahi ONE DAY YA 20/20 KARWA LO...
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32 Santa 14th Floor Se Niche Gir gaya Girte Waqt Usne Apni Ghar Ki Khidki Se Apni Biwi Ko Roti Banate Hue Dekha, Wo Zor Se Chillaya...
MERI NA BANAI.. {R}
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33 Ek din SANTA ne bahut sexy lady ko market mein dekha
Aur usse dekh ke uske mann mein khayal aayaa??..
Kash ye meri MAA hoti to main bhi itna sundar hota!!!
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34 Santa was rejected at a job interview
Coz when he was asked to give an example of good team work, he replied :
"Gang - Rape" !!!
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35 Santa 2 wife: Janu Coka-Cola Peene k Baad Kuch Karney Ko Dil Chah Raha hai?
wife: (Sharmate Hue) Karo Jee...!
Santa: BrrrRrrrRrrrR...:-
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36 Santa nadi me gir gaya, us k haath ik machhali lag gayi, us ne usse pakadh kar bahar phenk dia aur bola, me to shayad nahi bachunga, tu to apni jaan bacha le... Send
37 Santa : Kal Sapne mein Maine Aishwarya Rai ke Ghar Janam liya.
Banta : Phir kya hua ?
Santa : Arre Kismet hi kharab hai, Bottle se Doodh pila rahi thi...
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38 Santa - Main Yaha Nahi Rahunga, Mere Paise Wapis Karo! Itna Chota Room... Mujhe Janwar Samjha Hai kya ?
Waiter: Mere baap Room Mei Chal, Yeh To Lift Hai..!
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39 Santa: Meri Biwi itna Mazaak karti he, K kya batau?
Friend: Kese?
Santa: Kal me Jaldi Ghar gya, Uski Ankho pe hath Rak K
bola: me Kon?
wo boli: Dudhwala.
Mai bola: na
to- dhobi
Mai bola: na
to- driver
Mai bola: na
FRIEND: bas aage mat batao, mera nam bhi liya hi hoga bewakoof ne.....
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40 Doctor: Tuhaadi biwi sirf 5 ghante di mehmaan hai.
Santa : Koi gal nai doctor sahib. Jithe 25 saal nikal gaye, othe 5 ghante hor sai ...
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