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181 Santa-yar bante tu 25 saal da ho geya ta vi tere daari-muucch nahi aayi .
Banta- kuinki main apni mummy te geya han.
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182 SANTA: Gun leke darwaze pe ruka, wife:kya hua? SANTA: Sher ka shikaar karne ja raha hu! Wife: To jao na. SANTA: kaise jau, bahar kutta khada hai ! Send
183 Santa was smoking in a bus.
ek Aurat: tenu dikhda ni, bus ch likhea 'No Smoking'
kujh dair bad oh aurat apne bache nu dudh pilan lagi.
mauka dekh k santa bola. aapne pada nahi ke shareer ka koi aang bahar mat nikalo
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184 Train station par rukti hai.
Ek aadmi khidki ke paas baithe sante se- Kaun sa station hai..?
Santa baahar dekh kar kuch der soch kar bola- "RAILWAY STATION"
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185 Judge: U want to divorce Santa 4 threatening u with a deadly weapon?
Jeeto: No, ur honor. I'm divorcing him 4 threatening me every night with a dead weapon.
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186 Santa found his wife having affair with a guy.
He decided 2 kill himself & his wife.
Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola-
tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai!
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187 BANTA: I had a fight with my wife today.
Santa: How did it end?
Banta: She came to me with folded hands & requested me to come out from under the bed.
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188 Santa:Doctor sahib,chashma lagakar main pad sakunga ???
Doctor: haan haan bilkul
Santa:fir theek hai Dr.sahib, varna ANPAD aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.
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189 Banta: What do u call a Wife who is Beautiful, Intelligent, Understanding, Caring, Never jealous & a Great Cook?

Santa- Afwaah!!!
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190 Santa: mai ek eho jehi cheez labi aa jidhe naal deewar de Aar-paar v vekhya ja sakda hai.
Banta: Balle! ki cheez hai ?
Santa: MORI...
Utho bhai saver ho gaye
Good Morning
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