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171 Santa was driving car rashly.Traffic police caught him
Santa:sir,I m learning driving.
Police: Without instructor?
Santa:it is correspondence course...:-)
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172 Nurse-aapke judwa bete hue hai
Santa-ye toh hona hi tha wo program hi aise dekhti thi,
KBC-2
INDIAN IDOL-2,
NAACH BALIYE-2,
AWAAZ PUNJAB DI-2,v Dhoom-2.....
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173 Santa was driving with girlfriend to Kasauli.
He puts his hand on girlfriends knee.
She smiles & says: u can go further.
So santa drives to shimla!
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174 At the scene of accident, a man was crying "oh god! I have lost my hand oh'.
Santa: don't cry! see that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
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175 Santa giving exam while standing at door.
Another guy ask "aap darwaje pe khade hoker exam kyon likh rahe ho?
Santa bola "Bewkoof, Entrance Test de raha hun"
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176 Tinku to santa: papa 5+5 kitne hote hai?
Santa: Ullu de pathe,gadhe, idiot, nalayak, Besharam,tuje kuch ni aata, ja andar se Calculator le ke aa, btata hu.
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177 One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, on our Engagement will you give me a RING?
Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
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178 A SANTA passing throhg a Jungle,
a Churrail stops him n says:
HOO HOO HA HA Mai Churrail hoon.
Santa: Janta hoon Teri ek Behan Mere ghar mai b hai
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179 Waiter gives bill 2 Santa
Santa:Take this card.
Waiter:But sir,this is voter card.
Santa:So what?u hav written there-ALL CARDS ACCEPTED.
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180 Ek baar santa cycle chala raha tha,




Toh ab kya wo cycle bhi nai chala sakta? Jaan le lo sante ki...har baat mein joke..!!!
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