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161 Santa comes bleeding.
Banta:what happend?
Santa-GUPTA hit me, with hammer
Banta-didn't u have any thing in ur hand?
Santa-yes
Banta-what?
mrs gupta..
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162 Worried Santa :Yaar anyhow I hv to learn Tamil in 6 months !
Banta : WHY ?
Santa : V adopted an infant Tamil child !
He will start speaking in 6 months..!!
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163 An English man and Santa inside a toilet..
Englist man: Good morning.. How do you do?
Santa: Good mrning.. We usually remove undrwear & do. How do u do?
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164 Banta: Yeh Chaaku Kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide Karne ke Liye Banta: To Phir ubalne ki kya Zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye. Send
165 One day SANTA hd a dream that sum1 killed him,next day he closed his bank account.
WHY?
Coz the bank's slogan was ''we make ur dream cum true..."
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166 Santa :mainu disco dance wich 1st prize milia.
Banta:yaar tenu te dance nahi c aanda?
Santa: yaar mainu mirgi da daura pa giya si.
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167 Hindi Teacher asks: Kaal kitne prakar ke hote hai? Santa :7 prakar ke
Local kaal, STD kaal, ISD kaal, Dialled kaal , Recived kaal,Missed kaal
& Sasria kaal.
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168 Santa:kal jo Shampoo lita C,uske sath wala Free gift do
Shopkeeper: uske sath free gift nahi hai,
Santa: pagal samjha hai? usper likha hai,
Danddruff Free !!!
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169 Ik khota,usde piche ik hor khota, usde piche main te mere piche sara desh .... Santa teaching his children the spelling of ASSASSINATION (ASS+ASS+I+NATION) Send
170 Santa was asked, what is a adult joke?
he Replied came any joke which is eighteen years old
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