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141 Santa:Doctor sahib,chashma lagakar main pad skunga
Docter:han bilkul
Santa:fir theek hai Dr.sahib, varna ANPAD admi ki zindagi b koi zindagi hai.
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142 Master 2 Banta-eh dus k hath vich kinian ungla hundian ne?
Bnta- ji 6 hundian ne. Master- oye murkha, tenu kini vari keha k KACHHE ch hth pa k ungla na ginya kar!
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143 Santa-ajkal kee kar rahe ho?
Banta- PGDCA
Santa-oh kee?
Banta- Papa G De Cash te Aish
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144 Santa : oh yaar uth buchal aa reha hai, sara ghar hil reha aa
Banta : yaar so ja, ghar digu tan maalka da digu, appa tan kirayedar aa.
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145 2nd joke would help you laugh. :-) Santa (reading from book of facts) "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't u use a mouth wash?" Send
146 Santa: Me ek baar aapne bathroom me SUSU karne gaya to vahan Sher tha.
Banta: Fir kya hua?
Santa: Maine Sher ko kaha tum aram se karlo, mera to ho gaya..
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147 Santa : When i die, i want 2 die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep, not screaming like all the passengers in the bus which he was driving! Send
148 Santa to a lady :- Madam this panty & this bra will look nice on U...!
Lady :- How can U be so sure...?
Santa :- I'm an interior decorator....
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149 A Lady was kissing the Lion inside the CircusRing..! RingMaster announced:"Can anyone else do it?" Santa:"Main aata hun..! Magar pehle us Sher ko hatao. Send
150 Doctor: Jab apko pata tha chipkali apke kan me ghus rahi hai to aap chup kyu the?
Santa: pehle Cockroach gya tha to mujhe lga k chipkali use pakadne ja rahi hai
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