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131 Santa 2 tailor bhai pant di svai kini hai?
Talor-ji 150rs
Santa-te nikar svai di? Tailor-ji 50rs
Santa-chal nikar hi c de par lambai pairan tak rakhi.
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132 GIRL : Will u marry me?
Santa: No,Humare yaha shadi sirf relatives me hi hoti hai, Maa ne Papa se, Didi ne Jija se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se ki.
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133 Santa was driving with girlfriend to Kasauli. He puts his hand on girlfriends knee. She smiles & says: u can go further.
So santa drives to shimla!
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134 Mrs.Santa packing for vacation, Santa is watching, he smiles & says: Kitni bholi hai, main saath nahi ja raha phir bhi condom le ja rahi hai. Send
135 At the scene of accident, a man was crying "oh god! I have lost my hand oh'.
Santa: don't cry! see that man.
He has lost his head. Is he crying?
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136 can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .Santa asks to ATM machine??????? Send
137 T.T- ticket dikhao
Santa - a lo ji.
T.T - eh tan purani hai.
Santa- te train keda hune showroom to kadai aa..
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138 Santa: i love u sohniye.
Girl: tere wich ki khas hai jo mein tenu pasand karaan?
Santa: veer tera university da topper aa..!
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139 Captain of miltary:-
Nojwan aage bado. Santa aage nahi bada.
Captain:-tum aage kyun nahi bade.
Santa :-apne kaha 9jawan aage bado main 10ve number pe hun.
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140 Teacher 2 Santa:Is it posible that a person's Name & Surname both are same?
Santa: ya,If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara,she becomes Lara Lara
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