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121 Santa:GOD! GIVE ME 1 bag FULL OF MONEY, A JOB, 1 BIG Vehicle FULL OF GIRLS, Plz GRANT MY wish. GOD:tathastu! He is a BuS CONDUCTOR NOW.Be specific.Gd day. Send
122 Banta sante nu:-yaar sadi teacher kehndike MAJJ da dudh peen naal dimaag tej hunda hai
Santa-gapp mardi a, j eh gal hundi ta KATTA SCIENTIST lagya hunda
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123 A girl said to Santa Singh-"Main tumhare bacche ki maa banna chahti hun..!!"Santa - "ha ha ha... Lekin mera to koi baccha hi nahi hai...$ Send
124 Teacher:Aasman me udne wale birds eggs dete hai,jami pe rahne wali bache deti hai.Konsi chiz hai jo Asman me udti he par bache deti he?
Santa Singh - OJi ,"Airhostess" !!!!
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125 Teacher: Santa ne Dopahar ko Khana khaya,iska Future Tense banao?
Banta: Santa Shaam ko potty karega.
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126 Santa apne bete se- itne kam marks do thapad marne ka dil kar raha hai.
Beta- chalo papa maine to master ka ghar bhi dekh liya hai
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127 Santa was driving car rashly.Traffic police caught him
Santa:sir,I m learning driving.
Police: Without instructor?
Santa:it is correspondence course...:-)
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128 Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha:Upar kyon aaya?
Banta:Apple khane.
Bandar:Ye to aam ka ped hai.
Banta:Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon. Ha ha
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129 Santa Bante nu-Bai g, har roj murge naal roti khayi di hai Banta-yar teri ash hai..? Santa- Kadi ash yar..Ik burki aap khayi di hai, ik murge nu payi di hai. Send
130 A crow shits on a Santa.His wife gives tissue paper 2 Santa.
Santa says : Ab kiski ponchu, kaan(Crow) ta udd gaya !!
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