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SrNo SMS Text Send
101 Teacher asks Santa, "What does your father do?"
Santa: He runs PWD
Teacher: You mean public works Department?
Santa: No,I mean Pakorian Wali Dukan
102 Santa- kal menu 9 admian ne kuttea.
Banta- fer tu kuch nahi kita.
Santa- main ohna nu keha kalle-kalle aao. Banta- pher
Santa-pher ki, sarean ne ed war hor kuttea
103 Santa was busy removing wheels from his car
Banta:Pahiye kyun khol raheho?
Santa:Anpadh gawaar! Samne likha hai-Parking for 2 wheelars only..!
104 Train station par rukti hai. Ek aadmi khidki ke paas baithe sante se- Kaun sa station hai..?Santa baahar dekh kar kuch der soch kar bola- "RAILWAY STATION" Send
105 BANTA: I had a fight with my wife today.
Santa: How did it end?
Banta: She came to me with folded hands & requested me to come out from under the bed.
106 Worried Santa :Yaar anyhow I hv to learn Tamil in 6 months !
Banta :y ?
Santa :V adopted an infant Tamil child !
He will start speaking in 6 months..!!
107 Santa: mai ek eho jehi cheez labi aa jidhe naal deewar de Aar-paar v vekhya ja sakda hai.
Banta: Balle! ki cheez hai ?
Santa: MORI...
Utho bhai saver ho gaye
108 Banta: What do u call a Wife who is Beautiful, Intelligent, Understanding, Caring, Never jealous & a Great Cook?
Santa- Afwaah!!!
109 Santa was driving car rashly. Traffic police caught him
Santa:sir,I m learning driving.
Police: Without instructor?
Santa:it is correspondence course...:-)
110 Santa-i think that girl is deaf.Banta- how do you know?Santa- I told that I love her but she said that her chappals are new, le das eh koi gal bani? Send
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