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11 Santa juice ka gilas le k baitha tha.
Banta aaya aur fataak se juice pi gya.
Santa- Meri to saali kismat hi kharaab hai.
Beta fail ho gya.
Bivi dost k saath bhag gyi.
Naukrani aa ni rahi.
Nal me pani nahi.
Ghar me light nahi.
Ab juice me..
Zehar dal k peene ko rakha tha, aur WO BHI TU PI GYA.
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12 Santa goes to buy condoms.
Salesman: Only flavored ones available. Which flavor u want? Santa thinks..thinks

thinks ..thinks
then says-
Chalo Chhole Bhature vala de de
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13 Petrol ke rate badhne ke baad
Santa Bike leke Petrol Pump gaya.
Salesman: Kitne ka daalu?
Santa: 4-5 Rs ka bike ke upar spray kar dey,
Aag lagani hai.
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14 Banta ek sadhu se bola:baba,meri biwi mujhe bahut pareshan krti hai,koi upay batao.
Sadhu:beta,upay hota to main sadhu kyun banta
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15 Santa- Bhai Saahab, Aap Akele Kyu Aaye, Bhabhiji Ko Bhi Sath Le Aate..
Banta- Kaise Le Ke Aata..
Rail mein Visfotak Vastuyen Lana Mana Hai..
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16 संता कॉलेज में एक लड़की से बोला, आई लव यू। लड़की ने कुछ नहीं बोला और चुपचाप खड़ी थी। संता: अब तुम मुझे बोलो। लड़की: गुस्से में, मैं अभी जाकर सर को बोलती हूं। संता: पगली सर को मत बोल उनकी शादी हो गयी है। Send
17 संता: अगर मैं नारियल के पेड़ पर चढ़ जाऊं तो इंजीनियरिंग कॉलेज की लड़कियां दिख जाएंगी ?
बंता: हां, और चढ़ कर पेड़ छोड़ देना, तो फिर मेडिकल कॉलेज की भी दिख जाएंगी .. !
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18 1 budi mr gyi.
ladies rone lagi bebe kithe gyi,
jithe na dup na cha,
na roti na sbzi,
na bijli na pani
Snta bnte nu "yar dekh budi kite Sade ghr t ni chli gyi"
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19 Santa ka padosi mar gaya, wo uske ghar aya aur pucha-body aa gayi kya..?
tabhi body lekar ambulance aa gayi..
Santa bola - lo batao, kitni lambi umar hai...!
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20 Santa: ki gal tere aini kut kyu pyi?
Banta: yar kal barat ch boli galt pe gyi c.
Santa: oh kida
Banta: mai boli payi bari barsi khatan gya c khat k leandi taar bhangra ta sajda j nache kudi da YAAR
Banta: fer ta kut peni c
Santa: mere ta khali kut pai par jehra sala nacheya c oh ta uthe hi maarta...
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