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Santa ki Biwi Sunami mein samundar mein beh gayi.
woh jab bhi samunder ke kinare jata, to Lehren uske pair bhigo jaati.
Tab woh un lehron se kehta
Kitne bhi pair chhulo mere ....
BIWI WAPAS NAHI LOONGA | Send |
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| 2 |
SLAMBOOK filled by Santa -
1.Strength: My wife Manjeet.
2.Weakness: Banta's wife gurpreet
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour
4.Fear: When I'm on tour...!!! | Send |
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| 3 |
Santa nayi car laya, uska Dost bola-yar is pe kuch aisa likhwa, K pata chale santa ki car h,
Santa ne chaaro or likhwa diya darwaze bahar ki taraf khulte h...! | Send |
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| 4 |
Hakim ne Santa ki bimari ka ilaj aurat ka doodh bataya...
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Badi mushkil se sardar ne Ek aurat ko razi kiya....
Dudh pilate hue aurat sexy mood me aa gayi aur boli kucch aur bhi chahiye toh le lo...
Santa:- Bas Behen, agar saath me biscuit bhi mil jate toh maza aa jaata... | Send |
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| 5 |
SANTA AS FIREMAN: Lady called- Mere ghar m aag lgi h!
Santa-Pani dalo!
Lady- Dala, aag nhi bujhi!
Santa: Fir hum aakr kya krenge, hum b to pani hi dalenge
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| 6 |
Santa ki tapsya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole-VAR MANGO VATS'
Santa- prabhu!! jaisa aap soch rhe he mein vaisa nahi hu..
'MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE':p | Send |
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| 7 |
Madam- Responsibility ka example do ?
Santa- Aap ne Black Colour ki Bra pehni huyi hai..Jiske 4 huks hai..3 khule hue hai..1 pe sari responsibility hai... | Send |
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| 8 |
Santa:Yaar, Teri Aur Bhabhi Ki Jodi To Ram-Sita Ki Jodi hai.
Banta: Kahan Yaar, Naa To Yeh Dharti Me Samaati Hai, Naa Hi Ise Koi Uthaa k Le Jaata Hai.. | Send |
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| 9 |
Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya...!! | Send |
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| 10 |
Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.
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