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81 Father- Result kya aya?
Son- Fail hua hu.
father- Nalayak mujhe daddy mat bolna.
son- Oh come on dad
this is school test not a D.N.A. test...
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82 Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko haraakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao...
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83 God - wat is ur wish ?
Man - plz mujhe unmarried kar do
God - beta maine tumhe 'mannat' mangne ko kaha tha "Jannat" nahi
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84 Nasbandhi Ki Team Ko Dubara Apne Gaon Me Dekh Kar Ek Buddha Aadmi Bola "In Logo Ne Connection Toh Pahele Hi Kaat Diya Thaa,Ab Kya HANDSET bhi Le Jayenge.. Send
85 Son= School nhi jaunga
Mom=kyun?
Son=Job kar lunga pr no school
Mom=UKG padh k kya job karega nalayak..?
Son= LKG ki ladkiyon ko tution padhaunga..
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86 Pappu ki roti par se chuha gujar gaya
Pappu: Ab mein ye roti nahi khaunga
Santa: Kha le beta chuhe ne kon si chapplen pahni hui thi.
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87 Examiner:What is Microsoft Excel student:It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer. Send
88 Boy-aunty k pairo k beech kya hai?
Uncle-swarg
Boy-aur aapke
Uncle-swarg k taale ki chabi.
Boy- to plz taala badal do poore mohalle ke paas is ke chabi hai.
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89 Principal:wat u wan 2 becom
Stdnt:Aftr MBBS,I wanto join Police n job in IT n wrk as lawyer n constrct buildngs n an actor
Princi:Whts ur name
Studnt:Rajnikant!
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90 Detergent walon ki Beti se Shadi karne ke liye Bheed lagi thi.
Why??
Bcoz they said: "Pehle Istemaal karo, Phir Vishwas karo."
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