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| 71 |
An old lady always gave the bus conductor cashew nuts, almonds to eat..
CNDCTR: "So kind of you that you give me those nuts to eat. Why don'tyou eat them yourself?
O: "I don't have teeth to munch them."
C: "Then why did you buy them?"
O: "I just love the chocolate around them | Send |
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| 72 |
Boy- Tu aini Sohni lagdi ae, Tainu Heer na aakhan te ki aakhan?
Girl- Teri shakal mere massi de munde wargi, Tainu veer na aakhan te ki aakhan. | Send |
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| 73 |
Ultimate accident
Doctor: Lips kaise fate?
Ladki: Kiss kar rahi thi ki kisi ne darwaza knock kiya aur usne ghabra ke chain band kar li | Send |
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| 74 |
SARDAR DRIVING On The Wrong Side Of Road
& He Became Upset & Said
===== OH NO ====
Aaj Phir Late Ho Gaya..
Saare Log Wapis Jaa Rahe Hai.. | Send |
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| 75 |
Lecturer: What comes first - Sun or Moon?
Student: Obviously Moon.
Lecturer: How?..
Student: Sir G, Honey'MOON', k baad hi to 'SON' Ayega na. | Send |
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| 76 |
Hmne 1 MURGA Pkda Tokri Me Band Kia Vo Niche Se Nikl Gya
Fir Pakda Band Kia Fir Niche Se Nikl Gya
gusa Aya, Pkda, Kata, Pkaya, Khaya
Sala Fir Niche Se Nikl Gya. | Send |
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| 77 |
teachr: English mein kamar ko waist kyun kehete hai??
studnt:Bcoz kaam ki cheez to us k uppar aur neeche hoti hai bich mein kamar to waste hi hoti hai isliye:-D | Send |
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| 78 |
Boy-Tum Ladkiya Itni Khubsurat Q Hoti Ho?
Girl-Qki, God Ne Hmko Apne Hath Se Bnaya H
Boy-Bol To Aise Rhi H Jaise ki Hme To Mistri ko Diya Tha Theke Pe... | Send |
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| 79 |
Ladki banate waqt bhagwan ne kaha K samjhdar or shareef ladki duniya k har kone me milengi.
Aur fir bhagwan ne duniya gol bana di...
Ab dundh Lo kona:- | Send |
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| 80 |
1st Boy- Pados Waali Buddhi Lady Jab Bhi Kahin Shaadi Hoti Hai Toh Mere Gaal Khinch Kar Bolti Hai, "Ab Teri Bari Hai".
Lekin Ab Usne Bolna Chhod Diya ...
2nd Boy- Kyo??? 1st Boy- Kyonki Ab Jab Bhi Kahin Kisi Ki Death Hoti Hai Toh Mai Bhi Uske Gaal Khinch Kar Bolta Hun "Ab Teri Bari Hai" | Send |
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