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| 321 |
Cultural difference between USA & INDIA
In USA u can kiss at any public place but cant do susu.
But in INDIA u can do susu at any public place but cant kiss. | Send |
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| 322 |
Rawan ki 20 aankhe thi fir bhi nazar sirf 1 aurat par thi. aur aapki sirf 2 aankhe hai aur nazar 20 aurat par. ab batao asli rawan kaun? JAI SREERAM. . . | Send |
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| 323 |
Qus- Ladkiyaan Apna Duppatta Kisi Ladke Ko Dekh Kar Hi Kyun Theek Karti Hain?
Ans- Kyunki Luteron Ko Dekh Kar Hi To Daulat Ki Hifaazat Ka Khayaal Aata Hai...! | Send |
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| 324 |
RECIPE:
1.Take a bowl of grapes.
2.Put your hand in it.
3.Stand in front of mirror.
The dish is ready.
DISH NAME: Langoor k haath me angoor. | Send |
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| 325 |
U r far away 4 me. Still I'm watching ur every movement by 3 diff chanels
1.POGO
2.CARTOON net.
3.ANIMAL PLANET
Thanks 2 media... | Send |
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| 326 |
Son to father, while filling up a school form, Dad, what should i write against mother tongue..? Dad answers, Very Long | Send |
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| 327 |
MUNABHAI: ye govt drinking or driving saath-2 kyo nai karne deti?
CIRCUIT: simple bhai, kyunki speed breakar aayega to gilas gir sakta hai na BHAI.CHEERS. | Send |
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| 328 |
Vo nal ka thanda thanda pani,
vo sabun ki khushbu,
vo bathroom me shaandar shampu
vo soft & safed towel
KHAIR tum kya jano Nahane ka mazaa. | Send |
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| 329 |
3 mice were boasting abt their bravery.
Mouse1: I poisoned the dogs meat!
Mouse2: I ate cheese from the trap!
Mouse3: OK Guys, I'm leaving. Time to date the cat. | Send |
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| 330 |
Sharmaji ki nayi indica ke peeche likha tha- "Saawan ko Aanne do".
Sardar ne peeche se truck laakar thok diya.
Truck k peeche likha tha- "Aaya Saawan Jhoom ke. | Send |
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