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31 A Lady on telephone :
Hello..Is this Mr. Kapoor? I wanna meet u & talk to U.
Man-Why?
Bcoz U r d FATHER of 1 of my Kids.
Man(stunned) Oh my God.!
& asked: R u Mrs. Rawat?
-NO.
Mrs. Kulkrni?
-No.
Mrs. Bharti?
-No.
Mrs. Chopra?
-No.
Lady(totaly confused)
-No Sir i m class teacher of ur son....
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32 एक औरत का पति मर गया. वह बीमा कंपनी के ऑफिस जाकर मैनेजर से बोली मैनेजर साहब, मेरे पति गुजर गए हैं. उनके बीमे का रुपया दिलवाइए.
मैनेजर बोला इस घटना को सुनकर बहुत दुःख हुआ.
औरत बोली जरुर हो रहा होगा. मर्दों का हर जगह यही हाल है. जब भी औरत को चार पैसे मिलने का मौका आता है, उन्हें बड़ा दुःख होता है.
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33 Ek Jungle me ek Cheeta bidi peene wala tha ki ek chuha aaya or bola "Bhai, Chod do Nasha, Aao mere saath, Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat hai" Cheeta chuhe ke saath chal dia.
Aage Hathi Drugs le raha tha..Chuhe ne use bhi yehi sab kaha, aur woh bhi saaath chal diya..
Aage Sher whisky peene wala tha. Chuhe ne use bhi kaha. Sher ne Glass rakha aur Chuhe ko 5 maare.
Haathi- Kyu maar rahe ho bechare ko?
Sher- Iss saale ne kal b Bhaang pi ke Mujhe 3ghante Jungle me Ghumaya tha..!!
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34 गर्लफ्रेंड जब तुम्हें मेरी याद आती है, तुम क्या करते हो ?
बॉयफ्रेंड तुम्हारी फेवरिट आइसक्रीम खा लेता हूँ.और तुम ?
गर्लफ्रेंड गोल्ड फ्लेक पी लेती हूँ .. !!!
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35 लड़का तुम बहुत अच्छा गाती हो ।
लड़की अरे नहीं, मैं तो बाथरूम सिंगर हूं ।
लड़का तो बुलाओ न कभी । वहीं महफिल जमाते हैं
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36 मैनेजमेंट के विद्यार्थी ने एक लड़की का चुम्बन ले लिया.
लड़की ये क्या किया ?
लड़का - इसे कहते हैं Direct Marketing.
लड़की ने उस लड़के को खींचकर एक चांटा रसीद कर दिया.
लड़का अब ये क्या था ?
लड़की इसे कहते हैं Customer Feedback !
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37 An American woman updated her Facebook status:

WE fell in love.
Got engagd, had a lovely time, got married, got divorced.
Oh my god what a busy weekend it was !!!
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38 Samnudr kinare 1Ldka Baitha Tha
Usne Apne Sath Baithi Ldki Se Pucha

Tum Bolti kyon Nahi ?
Wo Palke Jhuka Kar Muskurai or Ret (sand) pe likha
Muh me GUTKA hai
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39 Girl Friend setting password for her Laptop with BF sitting beside Her...:)
She types "BRAIN" as password.
... BF fell off him chair ... Laughing
because
Laptop replied: "TOO SMALL"
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40 ah_ah_ah
Patient- Koi Lambi Umar Ka Tareeka Bataiye
Dr- Shaadi Kar Lo
Patient- Kya Isse Umar Lambi Ho Jayegi
Dr- Nahi, Aisi Baate Dimag Me Nahi Aayengi
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