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| 291 |
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it bestseller?
Tom: A Girl on the cover and no cover on the girl. | Send |
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| 292 |
An archeologist is d best husband a woman can find in the world...
The older she gets the more interested he becumes in her...
Have a nice weekend. | Send |
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| 293 |
Msg: Circuit: Munna bhai,Gandhi Jayanti k bare me batao.
Munna:Gandhi,mast ! solid,admi tha Lekin,ma kasm apun nahi janta "Jayanti, k sath uska kya lafada tha. | Send |
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| 294 |
Son to father, while filling up a school form, Dad, what should i write against mother tongue..?
Dad answers, Very Long | Send |
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| 295 |
KBC me shahrukh ne mjhe pucha"world ka sabse bada ullu kaun hai"maine ek crore thukra diya pr tera nam nai bataya. aftr al apun donoki dosti croro ki to hai. | Send |
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| 296 |
MUNABHAI: ye govt drinking or driving saath-2 kyo nai karne deti?
CIRCUIT: simple bhai, kyunki speed breakar aayega to gilas gir sakta hai na BHAI.
CHEERS. | Send |
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| 297 |
3 mice were boasting abt their bravery.
Mouse1: I poisoned the dogs meat!
Mouse2: I ate cheese frm the trap!
Mouse3: OK Guys, I'm leaving. Time to date the cat. | Send |
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| 298 |
1 aadmi ke ghar Navjot SIDHU ki tasvir pdi hui thi
Dost ne pucha ye kyu rakhi hi
man:Yar mai LAUGHING BUDDHA lene gya tha,dukandar ne kaha ye LATEST hai le jao. | Send |
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| 299 |
What is diffrence between Problem & Talent?
2 boys love 1girl = Problem!
1 boy love 2 girls = Talent.
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| 300 |
Father to son : Pados ki ladki ko dekh wo exam mein first aayi hai.
Son : usko hi to dekhta tha tabhi to fail ho gaya... | Send |
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