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| 261 |
Bhikhari: Saab 6 rupaya dedo saab chai peena hai
man:Kyo be ek chai ka to 3 rupaya hai...!
Bhikhari:Nahi saab saath me girlfriend bhi hai. | Send |
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| 262 |
PAGAL ki 3 NISHANIYA -
1 -Hmesha free sms padta rhega.
2 -Mbl incoming pe lambi baat krega.
3 -niche mat padna
Jo baat manaa karo whi krega. | Send |
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| 263 |
Ek sardar sukhe khet me boat chala raha tha..
2nd sardar 'aise sardaro ne hi sardaro ka naam kharab kia hai'
agar mujhe swimming aati to jakar use bahut marta. | Send |
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| 264 |
Aadmi narak me, usne dekha ki GANDHIJI dancing with MALLIKA, ussne yamraj se puchha GANDHIJI ki saza itni majedar kyo? yamraj:abe sale saja mallika ko mili hai | Send |
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| 265 |
Only 10% girls R playing games like tennis, football,carrom, voleyball etc..
U know why..?..?..?
B'Coz 90% girls R playing with boys life..... | Send |
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| 266 |
Ek sharabi bar mein baitha pee raha hota hai aur ro raha hota. Koi puchta hai kyon ro rahe ho. Srdr- jis ladki ka naam bhulne ke liye pee rahaan hun, uska naam yaad nahi aa raha | Send |
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| 267 |
Angrej: gandhi ke dono kaan kat do.
Gandhi: nahi main andha ho jaunga.
Angrej: bewkoof kaan katne ko kaha hai, ankhen nahi.
Gandhi: main chasma kaise pehnuga. | Send |
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| 268 |
Indian Airline : We provide warm and motherlike comfort.
Warm because AC is not working and mother like because most of the air hostesses are above 50 yrs.. | Send |
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| 269 |
Ek bacha paida hote hi nurse se bola mobile hai kya?
Nurse boli hai lekin karega kya?
Bacha:kuch nahi bas wo GOD ko miss call karna hai k main pahunch gaya ... | Send |
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| 270 |
Laziness is our biggest enemy -Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahathma Gandhi
DASO HUN BAPU DI MANIYE YA CHACHE DI ? | Send |
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