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Indian Cricket team has been kidapped by Taliban....Taliban is asking for a ransom of 10,0000 usd to set them free,if not they say to burn them alive pouring kerosine.... Please donate........ I have already donated 5 litres of kerosine..... | Send |
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| 252 |
Surprise news 4 u, Rent free accommodation, Khana peena, Sona rehna, Every things free, More detail just dial 100 | Send |
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| 253 |
How Government Teachers speak English:-
Don't dare 2 talk infront of my back!
Both of u 3 get out of class!
Open the window,let the AIRFORCE come! | Send |
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| 254 |
Raj: Meet my wife.
Ajay: Oh! I know her.
Raj: How?
Ajay: We'd been sleeping 2gether.
Raj: Wat D Hell..
10 yrs ago..In history Classes.
Moral:think +ve ?? | Send |
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| 255 |
MUSHARAF narak me yamraj se: Ek call pakistan kar lu?
yam: Ok !
call ke baad,
Mush :kitna bill hua?
Yam :kuch nahi.
Mush :kyon?
Yam : Narak 2 narak free hai... | Send |
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| 256 |
Flirting is the only job in the world that man can't include in his biodata despite having years of experience and number of references. | Send |
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| 257 |
Macchhar marne ka naya tarika, Pehle ek macchhar ko pakdto, phir use jameen per lita do, phir usko gudgudi karo, jase hi hasne lage,ushi waqt uske mooh me macchar maarne waali dawa daal do | Send |
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| 258 |
Ladkewale: Ladki ka naam kya he?
Ladkiwale: hamari pyari apki pyari sabki pyari RAMPYARI.
Ladkiwale: ladke ka naam?
ladkewale: hamara gu apka gu sabka gu JAGGU. | Send |
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| 259 |
Hurry up.Fill in the blanks with "Haan/Yes" or "Nahi/No"
1:____main insaan nahi hoon.
2:____main hi chor hoon.
3:___mera koi ilaj nahi hai
4:____main hi idiot hoon. | Send |
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| 260 |
Red rose 4 love !
Yellow 4 friendship !
White 4 peace !
Which Rose 4 U?
Guess!!!
NIMA ROSE:
Tan ki durgandh kare door.. | Send |
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