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Punjab Bijli Board vich post nikli hai salary Rs.21000. Kam koi nahi bas..... '11000 volt' di nangi taar te GILLA kapra maarna hai. Visit www.bijli.com | Send |
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| 232 |
DIWALI DHAMAKA Send Your Girlfriend To Me & Get A Child Free. ......Hurry...... 1st 10 Entries Will Get Twins..... | Send |
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| 233 |
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'sa Law' kehta hai? | Send |
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| 234 |
Master: Kaka teri umar vich Mahatma Gandhi ji B.A. kar chukke si.
Student: master ji tuhadi umar vich Bhagat Singh faansi chad chuke si.... | Send |
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| 235 |
Nokrani : Malkin aap udas kyo hain ?
Malkin : tumhare sahab apne ofice ki kisi ladki se pyar karte hain.
Nokrani : nahiiiii.... saab mujhe dhoka nahi de sakte. | Send |
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| 236 |
Girl : Is dress ki kya price hai ?
Shopkeeper , sirf 5 kiss.
Girl : Aur us dress ki ?
Shopkeeper : 10 kisses.
Girl : Dono dress pack kar do, bill Daddy denge. | Send |
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| 237 |
Sehwag's son : Are dekho maa. Papa sixer pe sixer mare ja rahe hain.
Sehwag's wife : Beta ye ADVERTISEMENT hogi !!! :-) | Send |
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| 238 |
1 PUNJABI Jatt ne 1 BIHARI se pucha, Ladki ptana Mehnat ka kaam hai ya Maze ka? Bihari:''Maze ka",kyuki agar ye Mehnat ka kaam hota to aap ye bhi Humse karwate. | Send |
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| 239 |
Patient- Mujhe bemari hai.Na khaoon tu bhook lagti hai Na soau tu Neend aati hai Kaam karo to thak jaata hoon.
Doctor- Saari Raat Dhoop me betho Theek ho jaoge | Send |
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| 240 |
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon Rupaye fase huye hain. | Send |
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