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| 211 |
You are...A-B-C-DAttractive Beautiful Cute Dear
E-F-G Excellent Funny Gorgeous
H-I-J Hello, I'm Joking!!! | Send |
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| 212 |
Top 3 college Rules:
1.Be quiet in d class coz othrs r sleeping.
2.Dont 4get 2 carry ur book coz it acts as a pillow.
3.Keep d campus clean- Be absent:- | Send |
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| 213 |
Ek mahila bank mein chq se paise niklwane gai.
Cashier: is chq ke piche sign kar dijiye.
Mahila:kaise sign ?
Cashier: jaise ap apne patti ko patr likhte hue karti hain.
Mahila ne chq ke piche likh diya "TUMHARI PYARI RADHA". | Send |
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| 214 |
Amitaabh aaj-kal weekness feel kar rahe hain..jante ho kyo..?Kyonki zee cinema pe har aurat kehti hai. shanivaar ki raat amitaabh ke saath.! | Send |
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| 215 |
Sardar kid comes to school with 1 black and 1 white shoe.
Teacher:go home and change.
Sardar kid: koi faayda nahi sir,ghar mein bhi ek black aur ek white hi hai | Send |
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| 216 |
Nehr de kande baithe han...Kadi tan lehar aaogi... Kismat badle na badle... CHAPAL TAN DHOTI JAUGI..Always think positive. ++++ | Send |
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| 217 |
Full form of GIRL
G--gallan chh sab ton agge..
I--innocent sirf shaklan ton..
R--relation sirf kam pain te
L--ladai chh sab di maa .. | Send |
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| 218 |
Kash tum bakre hote,Main tumhe ghass khilata or pyar se tumare seeng hilata or puchta.... Btmeez, duffer kon? Tum ya Main?or tum pyar se bolte,Mai Mai... | Send |
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| 219 |
Din me chain nahi.... raat ko neend nahi.. ji na lage kahi...khuda kya yehi pyar hai?
KHUDA:-Nahi beta, Private job walon ka yehi Haal hai... | Send |
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| 220 |
Short luv Story:1 vaar ik munda apni anti ghar janda hai, us nu der ho jandi hai
Anti said: Beta aaj raat tu guddu de naal so ja.
Boy think- Chad yaar bahar so jande aa.
Next morning a beautiful girl bring tea for him.
Boy asked tusi kaun?
Girl: Main guddu. Tusi kaun?Boy : Main fuddu. Tea Ethe rakh | Send |
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