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| 21 |
45 saal ka Aadmi Ladki Dekhne Gaya,
Ladki ki Maa Behosh ho Gayi,
Hosh Aaya kaaran puchha,
Boli 25 saal pehle
Ye mujhe Bhi Dekhne Aaya tha ! | Send |
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| 22 |
Boy - Apna Address Daso Tuhade Ghar Aana Ae.
Girl - Jithe Crow Bolda Howe Aa Jawi.
Boy - Crow Te Kise Ghar V Bol Sakda Hai ?
Girl - Tu Jutiyan Hi Khania Ne,Kito V Kha Lai.. | Send |
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| 23 |
Ek Ladka Ladki Hotel mein gaye....
Waiter:- Kya Loge???
Ladki:- Sabjiyo wali Gujiya.
Waiter:- What???
Ladka:- ye Biharan hai, MOMOS mang rahi hai. Kuch shikh le | Send |
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| 24 |
Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office | Send |
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| 25 |
Baniya at the fruit shop
Baniya: Yeh kela (banana) kaise diya?
Fruit seller: Ek rupaye ka ek.
Baniya: 60 paise ka dede
FS: 60 paise ka to chhilka milega.
Baniya: thheek hai chilka rakh le kela 40 paise mein dede. | Send |
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| 26 |
Bacha: Mummy Aitki Aapan Saare Pataake Es Shop Ton Lavange,
Mummy: Na Mere Putter, Eh Taan Girl Hostel Hai, Pataakeyan Di Dukan Thode Aa.
Bacha: Paape Ne Taan Dasseya Si Saari Phul-Jharian, Te Pataake Aithe Hi Rehnde Ne. | Send |
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| 27 |
शिक्षक – बच्चो, कसम खाओ कि कभी शराब, सिगरेट नहीं पियोगे, मांस नहीं खाओगे ?
बच्चे – नहीं खाएंगे सर ।
शिक्षक – कभी लड़कियों को नहीं छेड़ोगे ?
बच्चे – नहीं छेड़ेंगे सर ।
शिक्षक – जुआ नहीं खेलोगे ?
बच्चे – नहीं खेलेंगे सर ।
शिक्षक – देश के लिए जान भी दे दोगे ?
बच्चे – दे देंगे सर । ऐसी जान का और करेंगे भी क्या ? | Send |
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| 28 |
Boy went 2 girl's house,2tel his feelins 4 her,
He tuk a lotus,4 proposng...
Bt her mom opend d door,
n all he cud say was...
"Aunty please vote for BJP"
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| 29 |
Nepali ko chirag mila...
jinn nikla bola 3 wish maango Nepali:
1 Ek Bada bangla
2 Usme khoob daulatmand aadmi
3 Uska Choukidaar humko bana do shaabjI...
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| 30 |
Bania -Aur Kaaju Lijiye Na !!
Mehmaan-Nahi Shukriya, Main Pehle Hi 4 Kha Chuka Hu.
Bania-Waise Khaye To Aapne 8 Hain, Par Chalo Yahaan Kaun Gin Raha Hai? | Send |
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