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Dheere Dheere apna bana gaya koi..
Pyaar k suhane sapne dikha gaya koi..
Ae khuda! Ye pyaar hi hai Ya...
Phir se FUDU" bana gaya koi..?!"
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| 172 |
Mailika sherawat apne hothon ka insurance krvane jati hai..insurance wale: hum private property ka insurance karte hai na ki public property ka.
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| 173 |
80yr Old man to Dr:-My 20 yr old Wife is Pregnant.
Dr.:-Ek Kahani suno. 1 Shikari shikar pe jate hue jaldi me Gun ki jagah Umbrela le gaya.Jungle me uske samne Lion aaya,Usne Umbrela ka Handle Khicha or Fire kiya,Lion mar gaya..
Old man:-Impossible,Kisi aur ne Goli mari hogi.
Dr.:-EXACTLY ..
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| 174 |
1 sharabi sadak vichkar beth k peg la riha c.
Trafic police - Oh sharabia dunia chand te paunch gi te tu sadk te e bethan ?
Shrabi- Bas aah peg la k main v chalia.
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| 175 |
The 1 who holds ur hands evrytime u need support is surely ur gud frnd, But ur bst frnd's is 1 who holds ur hands evn mor tightly wn u say-'PLZ LEAV ME ALONE'. | Send |
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| 176 |
Ramu Hospital Me 1 Nurse Se Kehta hai, I LOVE U tumne Mera Dil Chura Liya.
Nurse (sharmakar): Chal Jhute Dil Ko to hath b ni Lagaya,
Hmne to Kidney CHURAAI hai. | Send |
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| 177 |
Teacher "active se passive banao-'bacho ko sunsan jaghon pe chhodna hadson ko janam deta hai " student "Sunsan jaghon pe hue hadse hi bacho ko janam dete hai ' | Send |
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| 178 |
3 Ladies saw a dog fucking a bitch violntly,
Doctor Wife: They are enjoing,
Lawer Wife:No its a rape,
Army oficer wife: Lagta hai kutta chhutiyon mein ghar aya hai | Send |
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| 179 |
Why a Lecturer is greater as compared to a Mother??
Bcoz a mother can put only 1 child to sleep..But A lecturer can put the whole class to sleep..!! | Send |
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| 180 |
Finally it has happened!
BEER is now cheaper than PETROL!
"DRINK" don't DRIVE just FLY... ' | Send |
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