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1 admi chupke se NARK se SWARG me ghusa. Frishto ne pakad kr khub mara. mar khane k bad wo utha, kapde jhade or bola tumhari inhi harkto k karn koi SWARG me nahi aata.
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| 152 |
Q. Ladkiyan shadi k baad mang me sindur kyo lagati hain? Ans.Isse ladko ko pata chal jata hai ki jis 'PLOT' pe unki nazar hai uska 'BHOOMI-PUJAN' ho chuka hai..
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| 153 |
99 SAAL ka ek admi SWARG ki RONAK aur APSARA dekh kar boLa ye RAMDEV BABA k, aur unke PRANAYAAM ke CHAKKAR me NA pada hota to yahan PAHLE hi AAGYA HOTA.
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| 154 |
12 sardar,raat ko 12 bajke, 12 min. Aur 12 sec. Per, 12 sector ki, 12v gali k, 12way makaan k, 12way flour mein picture dekh rahe the Waqt hamara he
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| 155 |
History Teacher asked-> Kalidas ka ek bhai jootey banata tha. Uska kya naam tha??? Student replied-> Adidas!
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| 156 |
BOY:Mujhse shaadi karogi.
GIRL:Kyaaa??
BOY:Achhi film hai Naa.
GIRL:Kutte K Bachhe.
BOY:Wat??
GIRL:Kitne cute hote hai na...
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| 157 |
Indian boy: Mere 3 bhai aur 3 behane hai.. Tere kitne hai?
American boy: Mere bhai behan nahi, par meri pehli mummy se 4 papa aur pehle papa se 5 mummy hain ...
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| 158 |
Khud ko kar kanjoos itna ki... har sms bhejne se pehle... SERVICE CENTER wale khud call kr k puche... Beta sach me bhejna tha ya galti se send ho gaya | Send |
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| 159 |
Which is the place that man built but still can't go? LADIES TOILET.$ | Send |
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| 160 |
Ek murga murgi k peeche bhag rha tha. Achanak murgi car k niche aa gayi or mar gyi. Murga bola saali ne jaan dedi magar izzat bacha li...!
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