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| 141 |
Sardarji raste se ja raha tha, chalte chalte usne rastese kuch uthaya, aur aage jakar jor se chillaya, Haramkhor hagte(pooty) bhi aise hai jaise samosa pada ho.
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| 142 |
Sardar galti se samundra me gir gaya. Doobte doobte uske hath me machli mili..... Use pakad kr bahar pheka or bola Ja tu toh apni jan bacha le.
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| 143 |
1 sharabi da court vich case chal reha si. Judge ne keha '"order order"! Sharabi bolia-:1 chilli chicken
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| 144 |
Father:result da ki banya
Son-hedmaster da munda fail
Fathr-apna dass
Son-khanna da munda v fail
Fathr-kanjra tera result
Son-tusi kera billgates ho towada munda v fail
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| 145 |
Ladki Ki Shadi Me Uska Purana Boyfrnd B Aaya Tha Sabhi Ne Usse Pucha Kya Aap Hi Dulhe Ho?
Boy - Nahi Me To Semi-Final Me Out Ho Gaya Tha Final Dekne Aya Hu.
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| 146 |
Nursery class ka bacha bola Madam kya meri umar ka bacha papa ban sakta hai?
Madam-No. bacha apne sath bethi ladki ko bola dekha kuch nai hoga faltu dar rahi ho.
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| 147 |
Generation 2050 Teacher- Who was mahatma gandhi? Student- He was 1 of the greatest SHIRTLESS Hero who helped munna bhai 2 impress his girl frnd.
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| 148 |
Smartness :::: Ek ladka gadhe k samne gir gya. Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha apne bade bhai k pair chu rahe ho Very good boy.
Ladka: thanks bhabhi...!!"
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| 149 |
Light chale jaane par Sardar apni wife se bola- Light nahi hai par fan to chala le.
Wife-Kar di na Sardaro wali baat,fan ON karungi to mombatti nhi bujh jayegi......"
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| 150 |
Girl in party to a Man: Excuz me, Kia ap mere FACE se 1 cheez hata sakte hai?
Man: (Khush hote hue) Ha bolo kya?
Girl: KMINAY apni manhoos nazrein.
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