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Ek bhikari ne ghar ke bahar se awaz lgayi, Babuji roti milegi? Andar se awaz aayi: Biwi ghar par nai hai. Bhikari: Maine chummi nahi roti mangi hai! | Send |
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| 122 |
Boy:- me 18year ka hu aur tum? Girl-: main bhi 18 year ki hu. Boy:- toh phir chale Girl-: kaha ??? Boy:- vote dalne JAGO INDIA JAGO | Send |
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| 123 |
A Warning Sign Board by Highway Patroling Police in PUNJAB ==> Kutta, Bhaiya te Sohni Zanani Tinno Accident Di Nishani | Send |
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1 chuhi ne hathi se kaha I Luv u? Hathi ne pucha tumhe darr ni lgta ? Chuhi ne ganesh g ki photo nikali or boli-? Tujhme Rabb Dikhta Hai..Yara Main Kya Kru.. | Send |
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| 125 |
GHARI DETERGENT walon ki Beti se Shadi karne ke liye line lagi thi. Think Why.. ? ? Becoz they said Pehale Istemaal karen Phir vishwas karen! | Send |
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TEACHER: Osama ki 5 biwi & 20 bacche, Lalu ki 1 biwi&9 bacche,to batao kaun achha? STUDENT: Score to Osama ka zyada hai, par strike rate LaLu ka achha hai!
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| 127 |
Examinar- Ye Kaun C Bird H? Iski Tang Dekhkar Batao.
Student- Pata Nahi.
Examnr- Tum Fail Ho Gye. What IS Ur Name?
Studnt- Le Meri Tang Dekhkar Likh Le.
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| 128 |
Ek sardar Oxford University me Professor tha
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. . . . neche kya dhoond rahe ho, joke to upar tha...
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Sardar: I Saw my wife with an unknown man going to movie... friend: didnt u follow them? Sardar: No,I had already seen the movie.!!
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| 130 |
Exam pattern by yrs: 1. In 1995-Answer all ques. 2.2000-Attempt any 5 Ques. 3.2009-Write either A or B. 4.2015-Read nly Ques 5.2020-Thnks 4 coming.
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