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Funny SMS
| SrNo
| SMS Text |
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| 111 |
Apni Naraz GF ko manane k bad Ladka Pyar se bola
Jaan,kaho to Tumhare lye chand tare tod lau
Ladki halki c Muskurai OR boli Fir Haramipan Shuru. | Send |
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| 112 |
Ladki:- Meri mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaye ho..
Sardar:- (sharmate huye):- Kuch bhi ho main shaadi tumse hi karunga
aunty se kehna mujhe bhool jaye... | Send |
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| 113 |
Beta- Papa mujhe ek bhai aur chahie aaj aur abhi! Papa- Beta is kaam me 9 mahine lagte hai BETA- Papa aap to THEKEDAR ho, 5-7 aadmi aur laga do jaldi ho jayega. | Send |
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| 114 |
Driver : Sardar Ji, Petrol Khatam Ho Gaya hai, Gaadi Aage Nhi Jaa Sakti...
Sardar : "Oh Shit yaar, Chal fir, wapis mod le..!! | Send |
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| 115 |
Sir-3 idiots se kya sikha?
IIT studnt-suicide nahi karni chaiye.
IIM studnt- Apni marzi se apna Aim chunna chaiye.
PU studnts- NAAK BEECH ME NAHI AATI... | Send |
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| 116 |
1 sardar ne aag ko bujhane k liye funk mari to uski PAAD nikal gayi.Dobara funk mari, fir se PAAD nikal gayi.Sardar gusse me hips ghumakar bolaLE TU BUJHA LE | Send |
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| 117 |
A lady broke a signal nd ws presented in front of the inspector
Lady :- Mr plz let me go. I am a school teacher,I am getting late for my class.
Inspector: Aahaa so u r a teacher, I have waited for this moment all my life, take a notebook & write down :-
I WILL NEVER BREAK A TRAFFIC SIGNAL, 5000 TIMES | Send |
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| 118 |
2 judwa bache Kamre Me Bethe The
1 Hans k Lot Pot ho Ra tha 2nd Udaas Tha
Dad:Tum itna Q Hans Re Ho
Son:Mummy ne itni thand me Dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya | Send |
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| 119 |
Notice in a Library - While reading SEX Books please hold the Book with BOTH Hands | Send |
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| 120 |
Boy :- Yamraj ji mujhe Waqt se pahle kyu Utha liya ?
Yamraj :- Dimag mat chat... March me Closing hai Target pura karna hai.....! | Send |
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