SMS Hi SMS
Funny SMS
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| 101 |
Sir:Write an essay on gandhi jayanti, Small boy:Gandhi is gud man & jayanti is beautiful grl.1 day gandhi proposed jayanti. that day is called gandhi jayanti. | Send |
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| 102 |
Dr. ghayal patient se- Jab car ek mahila chala rahi thi to tumhein sadak se dur chlna chahiye tha.
Patient-Kaisi sadak ?
Main to KHET ME LOTA LEKE baitha tha. | Send |
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| 103 |
GIRL: MERI SKIN BAHUT SOFT AND SENSITIVE Hai, AUR RANG V BAHUT GORA Hai. Mai SONE SE PEHLE KYA LAGA K SOYA KAROON??
DOCTOR: KUNDI | Send |
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| 104 |
Boy to Gym coach: I want 2 impress this cute girl, which machine should I use? Coach: Use the ATM machine outside the gym! | Send |
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| 105 |
Beta- papa meri teacher kitni pyari hai na!
Papa- beta teacher MAA jaise hoti hai.
Beta- aap to hamesha apne hi chakkar me rehte hai. | Send |
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| 106 |
Miss karte hain aapko
Yaad bhi bahut Satati hai
Karne ko to phone bhi kar lete par
Costumer Care ki ek ladki balance kam batati hai... | Send |
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| 107 |
Santa- haye oye loko mar gaya oye bachaa lo koi oye hai oe maarta oye haye bhapa haye bibi aae mar gya oye.
Banta- Santa ki hoya?
Santa-zip ch toto fas gyi oye... | Send |
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| 108 |
Boy:Hm 35 Behen Bhai h.
Girl:Kya tumare ghar Populaton count krne wale ni aye the?
Boy:Aye the,pr hm sb pdh rhe the wo SCHOOL smjh K wapas chle gye. | Send |
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| 109 |
A NOTICE in a factory for girl-workers..
If ur skirt is long, protect urself from Engines
and
If it is short, protect urself from Engineers. | Send |
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| 110 |
Son: papa_papa aap raat ko mummy ke sath kiyu sote ho.
Papa:beta aapas main pyar badta hai.
Beta: papa Pagal mat banao sath sone se pyar nahi pariwaar badta hai | Send |
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