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| 11 |
Yamraj to Yamdut.: jawo ANNA ko leke awo.
Yamdut: Nahi Maharaj. Apna yaha badiya chal raha hai. Unko lane se 'PARLOKPAL BILL' ka andolan chalu ho jayega.. | Send |
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| 12 |
Haj karne ja rahe Molviyo k group me se ek ne kaha- Agar raaste me ladki nazar aaye to TAUBA kahna.
Thodi der baad 1 bola- TAUBA!
Baaki bole-"Kidhar hai ?" | Send |
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| 13 |
NAUKRANI- Mem saab mai PREGNANT hu.
MEMSAAB- Badhai ho apna khayal rakhna.
NAUKRANI- Aap b khayal rakhna, saab ki NASBANDHI ka operation theek se nhi hua hai. | Send |
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| 14 |
Teacher-Sabse Zyada Pagal Kaun Log Hote Hain?
1 Sardar Utha. Teacher-Shabash Bete Batao.
Sardar-Jaan Se Maar Dunga Kisi Ne Sardaro Ka Naam Liya to .. | Send |
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| 15 |
Leave aplication by a cute child :-
O Master ji,
Wen I cum,
rain cham cham.
Leg my fisla,
I gira dham.
Niche my bag upar was hum.
Isliye 2 day, I not cum...
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| 16 |
Teacher=Jo mere agle sawaal ka jawab dega,wo ghar ja sakta he.
Tabhi santa apna bag bahar fek deta he.
Tchr=Wo bag kisne feka?
Santa= Mene, Ab me ghar ja rha hu. | Send |
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| 17 |
God asked man 'What's ur Wish?
Man said 'God.
Please give me my bachelor days back.'
God laughed and said..
'Beta, Maine MANNAT mangne ko kaha tha, JANNAT NAHI. | Send |
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| 18 |
Girl- Jb meri yad ati h to tum kya krte ho
Boy- Me apki yad me apki fvrite icecrm kha leta hu
Aur tum ?
Gal- Main GOLD FLAKE pi leti hu. | Send |
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| 19 |
Couple Date Pe tha..
Ladke k bap ne dekh lia
Bap ne Cal ki: beta Kaha Ho
Beta: exam dene aya hu
Bap: Zara Dhyan Se! Is xam ka Reslt Aya to Jaan say maar dunga | Send |
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| 20 |
ladka apni Naraz G.F ko manane k bad pyar se bola jaan,
kaho to tumhare liye chand tare tod laun
Ladki halki si muskurai or boli
_fer ohi fuddu Gallan_ | Send |
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