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11 NAUKRANI- Mem saab mai PREGNANT hu.
MEMSAAB- Badhai ho apna khayal rakhna.
NAUKRANI- Aap b khayal rakhna, saab ki NASBANDHI ka operation theek se nhi hua hai.
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12 Leave aplication by a cute child :-
O Master ji,
Wen I cum,
rain cham cham.
Leg my fisla,
I gira dham.
Niche my bag upar was hum.
Isliye 2 day, I not cum...
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13 Teacher=Jo mere agle sawaal ka jawab dega,wo ghar ja sakta he.
Tabhi santa apna bag bahar fek deta he.
Tchr=Wo bag kisne feka?
Santa= Mene, Ab me ghar ja rha hu.
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14 God asked man 'What's ur Wish?
Man said 'God.
Please give me my bachelor days back.'
God laughed and said..
'Beta, Maine MANNAT mangne ko kaha tha, JANNAT NAHI.
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15 Girl- Jb meri yad ati h to tum kya krte ho
Boy- Me apki yad me apki fvrite icecrm kha leta hu
Aur tum ?
Gal- Main GOLD FLAKE pi leti hu.
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16 Couple Date Pe tha..
Ladke k bap ne dekh lia
Bap ne Cal ki: beta Kaha Ho
Beta: exam dene aya hu
Bap: Zara Dhyan Se! Is xam ka Reslt Aya to Jaan say maar dunga
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17 ladka apni Naraz G.F ko manane k bad pyar se bola jaan, kaho to tumhare liye chand tare tod laun Ladki halki si muskurai or boli

_fer ohi fuddu Gallan_
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18 45 saal ka Aadmi Ladki Dekhne Gaya,
Ladki ki Maa Behosh ho Gayi,
Hosh Aaya kaaran puchha,
Boli 25 saal pehle

Ye mujhe Bhi Dekhne Aaya tha !
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19 Boy - Apna Address Daso Tuhade Ghar Aana Ae.
Girl - Jithe Crow Bolda Howe Aa Jawi.
Boy - Crow Te Kise Ghar V Bol Sakda Hai ?
Girl - Tu Jutiyan Hi Khania Ne,Kito V Kha Lai..
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20 Ek Ladka Ladki Hotel mein gaye....
Waiter:- Kya Loge???
Ladki:- Sabjiyo wali Gujiya.
Waiter:- What???
Ladka:- ye Biharan hai, MOMOS mang rahi hai. Kuch shikh le
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